Emergency Medicine News. 39(9):24, SEPTEMBER 2017 DOI: 10.1097/01.EEM.0000524797.20422.4e , Issn Print: 1054-0725 Publication Date: September 2017 Print Brandt's Rants: Dr. Google is not a Real Doctor (He Just Plays One on the Internet) Robert Brandt; + Author Information Dr. Brandtis an emergency physician with the Grand River Emergency Medical Group in Grand Rapids, MI. He was the winner of the 2008 Writer's Digest Short Short Story Writing Competition (http://bit.ly/1kIBaOf). Read his blog and other articles athttp://brandtwriting.com, follow him on Twitter @brandtwriting, and read his past columns athttp://bit.ly/EMN-BrandtsRants. Checking for direct PDF access through Ovid Abstract Abstract unavailable for this article.